 "Winning isn't fun if the other side is totally incompetent," Democrat says. "My new ads will make the race more competitive."
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Meanwhile, Obama promises to boost government spending by allowing Monopoly money to be used as legal tender.
In surprise move, Barack uses his 30-minute infomercial to pitch 'revolutionary' baldness cure.
Publisher Hartenstein subpoenas reporter diaries and grounds entire staff, saying they can't go to Homecoming dance.
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 disney park to adopt 1920s theme
California Adventure makeover will feature bank-run ride and Wall Street suicide jumpers. |
