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Nation’s youth acting suspiciously
after Obama school speech
Socialist behavior up 36%, authorities say.
By Vera Ricarla, Edumacation Writer
Socialist zombie kids
Using mass hypnosis during a televised speech to students, President Obama turned millions of schoolchildren into robotic socialist zombies, authorities said.

"My 13-year-old son came home from school and shared some of his toys with his younger brother," an alarmed Texas parent said. "If that isn't a socialist gesture, I don't know what is."

Other children reportedly skipped TV and did homework all evening. "It's creepy," one Republican senator said. "Obviously, they're up to something."

My child was socialist of the month bumper sticker In Alabama, the governor declared a state of emergency after police said socialist behavior had risen 36% among preteens exposed to the speech.

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