Free gladiator movies on all flights
I'm thrilled to announce that Trans American Airlines is pioneering a new era for in-flight cinema. Instead of subjecting passengers to the traditional mix of boring romantic comedies and sci-fi flicks, we will now show free gladiator movies on all flights.
This innovation is brought to you by our new CEO, Capt. Clarence Oveur, who was looking for ways to differentiate Trans American from other airlines. After considering several specialty cinema genres, Oveur settled on movies featuring sweaty, muscular men from ancient Rome. Amen, brother!
The initial rotation of films will include such epics as "Spartacus," "Ben Hur," "Quo Vadis" and "Is That a Sword in Your Scabbard or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
The gladiator movies will be available with subtitles in Spanish, German and Jive.