Kadafi says he wont resign unless protesters figure out correct spelling of his name
Libyan strongman Moammar Kadafi tightened his grip on power today, saying he would step down only if protesters guessed the correct spelling of his name.
"Oh man, we're doomed," one rebel said. "Is it Moammar or Muamar? Gadafi or Qaddafi? Even Watson the IBM computer doesn't know."
News media outlets use dozens of different spellings. And Libya's official government website also seems confused, referring to the dictator variously as Mu'ammar al-Gathafi, Moamar Qaddafi, Mallomar Kandinsky and Miami Quidditch.
"He's like Rumpelstiltskin," one diplomat said. "The protesters keep demanding his resignation, but they get the name wrong, so he stays. It also gets him out of parking tickets."