 God lays off angels, replaces Islam's 72 virgins with inflatable dolls, and switches bright light at end of tunnel to low-watt bulb.
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Martini bars, satellite TV and same-sex animal marriages are a few of the barnyard perks sought in 2009 ballot measure.
Displaying solidarity with employees after Tribune declares bankruptcy, he slashes own salary from 50 cents to 25 cents a year.
Washington coverage dumped in favor of "totally awesome stories about world's hottest rock band."
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 Red Cross Blood Drive a vampire front
Investigation reveals donations are being diverted from local hospitals to Edward Cullen. |
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