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Kadafi says he’ll resign
only if rebels figure out
spelling of his name
We're doomed, protesters say.
Pope OK’s use of condoms to make balloon animals
But only if the clown is a male prostitute.
Prison inmates mysteriously end up with the 48,000 cell phones taken from California state employees







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Monday, October 10, 2011
The King's Tweet



 
ARCHIVES
• God joins Twitter, rewrites Bible
• Arizona cops arrest 'undocumented' crater
• 'Most Interesting Man' named to Supreme Court
• L.A. installs bullet train at Angels Flight
• TBS thought it was signing Conan the Barbarian
• Apple abandons iPad, introduces iCasket
• Snuggies for monsters
• Obesity epidemic hits vampires
• One-word website gets movie deal
• Jesus is no match for 2,000-candle cake
• Eisner's plan to rebrand Tribune Co.
• California sells San Diego to erase deficit
• Gallery of fake ads
• NTLAT's debut issue
• Issue No. 2: Hydromaniac; CIA pranks
• Issue No. 3
• Issue No. 4: Election madness
• Issue No. 5
• Issue No. 6: Swine flu interview
• Issue No. 7
• Issue No. 8: Obama zombies
• Issue No. 9: Vampire obesity
• Issue No. 10: Christmas edition
• Issue No. 11: iCasket; Undercover Obama
• Issue No. 12: Farmville; Most Interesting Man
• Issue No. 13: Illegal meteor
• Issue No. 14: Whitmanopoly