Apple unveils revolutionary iCasket
Steve Jobs shocked the world today by ditching Apple's long-awaited iPad tablet in favor of the iCasket,
a high-tech coffin that allows the dead to send e-mails, download music and install various apps,
including an afterlife GPS system (although 3G coverage is spotty in Purgatory and Hell).
"This is a game-changer for the funeral industry," said one analyst, "unless cemeteries refuse to add WiFi."
Apple's first advertisement for the "smart coffin" appears above.