Photo-posing phenomenon Flat Stanley, the paper cutout who traveled the globe and cavorted with celebrities, died today. He was 46.

Stanley was killed in a tragic rock-paper-scissors accident at a Chicago middle school, police said.

Stanley's attorney, Flat Gloria Allred, said the ubiquitous paper doll's last will and testament specified that his body be cremated, and his ashes be photographed at various cemeteries around the world.