Killing two birds with one stone, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa championed equal rights and solved L.A.'s budget mess by expanding his Boycott Arizona campaign to include California.

"Prop. 8 is every bit as discriminatory as Arizona's immigration law," Villaraigosa said. "I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't hold my own state to the same standards. For example, when I was speaker of the Assembly and California voters passed Prop. 187, I immediately urged a boycott of our state. ... Wait, I didn't do that? Crap. But still, that doesn't mean Arizona should get off the hook."

As a bonus, Villaraigosa's California boycott program could end L.A.'s budget crisis.

"Until the state overturns Prop. 8, I promise to cut off all government spending in the city," he said.